please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
