i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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