I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
