i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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