Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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