He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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