i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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