new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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