Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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