My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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