CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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