I need help removing her.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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