Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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