Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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