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(847): View more from Illinois

There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes

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(573): View more from Missouri

So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

porn star boner night. come get it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering

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