We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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