we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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