By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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