I wannas sexs uuuuu
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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