Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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