yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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