Kiss
Puke
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
