Sponge bath it is.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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