so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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