Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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