That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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