I look better un-naked...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
