Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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