I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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