I need help removing her.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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