I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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