I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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