On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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