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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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