How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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