I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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