i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I supernannyed him into submission
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Randomize
