So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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