after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't want my vagina anymore.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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