i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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