and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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