He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
porn star boner night. come get it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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