He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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