ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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