Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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