If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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