Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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