That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
We're too hungover to prance.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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