I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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