He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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