...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She is in my trunk
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
third nipple confirmed
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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