what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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