Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
