So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
